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Wear the thoughts you were too polite to say.
Soft tees with hand-drawn jokes. Printed in the USA. Ships in 3–5 days.
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Funny shirts for people who think faster than they should speak.
Soft, everyday tees for the chronically witty — the friends who say what everyone else is thinking, just two beats sooner. Each shirt features a hand-drawn joke from the deadpan school: "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong," "That's a horrible idea, what time?" and the rest of the catalog. Printed in the USA on soft Gildan blanks, available in 15 colors, ships in 3–5 days. The perfect sarcasm gift, dry-humor birthday tee, or armor for a long Monday.
