Name: Sarkasmus ist meine einzige Verteidigung
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Ärmellänge (ab Rückenmitte), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Größentoleranz, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Dieses entspannte T-Shirt im klassischen Schnitt trägt ein kühnes, textbasiertes Design mit dem Spruch: „SARCASM IS MY ONLY DEFENSE — AGAINST THE WORLD.“ Die klare weiße Typografie sticht auf dem schwarzen Stoff hervor und verleiht ihm einen markanten, selbstbewussten Look, der spricht, bevor du ein Wort sagst. Leichte, aber strapazierfähige Baumwolle (für Unifarben) hält das Hemd atmungsaktiv und bequem für den Alltag, während die Tubular-Strickkonstruktion und der gerippte Kragen die Form auch nach mehrmaligem Waschen behalten. Der Druck verwendet hochauflösende Techniken für scharfe Kanten und langanhaltenden Kontrast. Trage es, wenn du Humor und Haltung in der Konversation zeigen möchtest – in Cafés, bei zwanglosen Treffen oder entspannten Wochenenden mit Freunden, die trockenen Witz schätzen.

Produkteigenschaften
- 100 % Baumwolle in Unifarben für atmungsaktiven, langlebigen Komfort
- Rundgestrickt (ohne Seitennähte) für einen saubereren Fall und reduzierten Stoffabfall
- Gerippter Strickkragen mit Nackenband, um die Form zu erhalten und ein Ausleiern zu verhindern
- Dualer hochauflösender Druck (DTG und DTF) für scharfe, langlebige Grafiken
- Klassischer Schnitt mit Rundhalsausschnitt und abreißbarem Etikett für bequemen Alltagskomfort

Pflegehinweise
- Nicht-Chlorbleiche: bei Bedarf bleichen
- Nicht bügeln
- Nicht chemisch reinigen
- Maschinenwäsche: kalt (max. 30 °C oder 90 °F)
- Trockner: niedrige Temperatur

EU-Vertreter: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Produktinformationen: Gildan 5000, 2 Jahre Garantie in der EU und Nordirland gemäß Richtlinie 1999/44/EG

Warnungen, Gefahr: Für Erwachsene, Hergestellt in Nicaragua

Pflegehinweise: Maschinenwäsche: kalt (max. 30 °C oder 90 °F), Nicht-Chlorbleiche: bei Bedarf bleichen, Trockner: niedrige Temperatur, Nicht bügeln, Nicht chemisch reinigen

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